Why Are Tight and Shiny Pants Wrong?

The truth is, the reason they are "wrong" merely the opinion of someone who can't wear them and look good in them.  If the woman has a hot body, she has every right to show it off however she sees fit -- except for going buck naked in public (there are just some standards the HSB has to maintain).  The female form was made for the purpose of attracting a mate and just like men like their women hot, women should be entitled to the same treatment.  Thing is, men in tight and shiny clothing don't look hot...they look gay.  Men were never meant to wear shiny clothing (even the gay ones) and therefore men should never try to wear tight and shiny clothing, that is for women.  Women dressed in shiny clothing are very, very attractive that they deserve to be able to show it off.

Take, for example this photograph of Jennifer Metcalfe.  Go ahead and click on it, I put up a reasonably sized one so you can see the details.  This photograph of her appeared on the website Posh24.com and Miss Metcalfe was criticized for wearing her shiny skintight black pants. "Terrible, terrible" screamed the caption under the photograph.

What's terrible about this?  She's a hot 20-something wearing tight, black pants and showing off a set of curves that would set any 20-something male's heart to pounding.  What is most likely terrible about this photograph is some stuck-up prudish bitch sitting in a chair in an office in New York City about 16 stories above Madison Avenue is jealous because either A) she used to look like this back in the 70s when everyone was wearing these kinds of pants (spandex disco jeans as they were called) and now is a 270 lb heifer with three kids and couldn't fit into a pair of these in a size 30; B) never looked like this, even when she was 22 and hates the women who do look like this; or C) really is some kind of prude who thinks women who show off their curves like this are sluts and don't deserve to be seen in public.

Women should dress like this because it's what makes them attractive to men.  It's what makes men want to attract the attention of a woman.  Dressing like this turns men on. I cannot count the number of times I've seen a women dressed in pants like this and have wanted nothing more than to rub my hands all over them.  Of course, let's not be stupid here...I'm not going to approach a woman dressed like this and say, "Hey, let me fondle your hips and ass because you're wearing those pants."  At the same time, women, don't be stupid and think you're going to cram your size 24 ass into a pair of size 3 disco pants.  That's a disaster waiting to happen.

These kinds of pants were designed with specific women in mind - the size 4 to 10.  Anything smaller than that and you look like a popsicle stick dipped in black hi-gloss paint.  Anything bigger and you'll never get out of those without hurting yourself or someone else.  Okay, so my secret is out.  I'm not into size zero: like many of the Victoria's Secret models.  There is such a thing as too skinny.  Cameron Diaz is too skinny.  So are Natalie Portman and Kiera Knightly.  I like a woman with meat on her bones.  Kim Kardashian pushes the envelope a little too far in the other direction.  Nothing against any of these women I've mentioned, but they're just exactly my type.  I have an ideal happy medium and interestingly enough, even Jennifer Metcalfe is a bit small for my taste, but she does look good in those tight pants and by golly, if she's got it then girl, by all means flaunt it!