Sure America was founded by a group of uptight Puritans who were looking for a way to get out from under an oppressive religious regime and it may very well be that these people brought with them a strict evangelical view of the sex act, but the truth of the matter is that sex was meant to be enjoyed. Humans are the only animals on earth that have sex simply because it feels good. I once visited the primate house of a rather large zoo and as I made my way passed the orangutans, I spotted one perched rather strangely in the front corner of the pen. Then as I looked closer, I began to realize this orangutan had more than four appendages. I counted eight in all then spotted another head lying face up on the floor staring at the ceiling. I then realized the original orangutan was rocking back and forth. Then it dawned on me -- THEY WERE GETTING IT ON RIGHT THERE IN FRONT OF A WHOLE BUNCH OF HIGH SCHOOL KIDS!!! These massive apes did not care one iota that they were fornicating in front of people. She was in heat and he took advantage of the situation.
Humans are typically more reserved about their sexual encounters. This is because it was meant for sex to be an intimate sharing of each other; not a drop-your-pants-and-ride-him-until-he-flat-lines. That's not to say that sometimes two people just get horny and need that release. It's perfectly within the right of all humans to just jump each other's bones, but that doesn't make it dirty!
If you're a woman in a committed relationship, don't you want your man to want you? How about lust for you? Don't you want your man to spend all day at work with sexual desire for his woman building in his pants? Take a look at the photo to the right. Men, if you knew this were waiting for you when you got home after work would you really chase your secretary around your desk or would you go home and face-plant yourself right in the middle of her luscious sex? And don't give back that old line of, "She's nothing like the picture." Look genius, go home, go down on her for about an hour then dip your wick and blow your wad! Give her a couple of orgasms and the rest of the night will be easy to handle!
Ladies, if you look like this, you should be dressing this way for your guy. As I said in yesterday's column, men are visual. They wanna see a hot woman in tight, shiny clothes (or a reasonable variation thereof) and when you're the hot woman, be his fantasy! Let him touch you in ways that make him want you more. Let him see you in clothes that turn him on and let him do as he pleases. The most powerful sex organ in the human body is the brain. Women who dress to arouse their men are taking advantage of that power. Don't show him your naked body right off the bat. Tease him. Make him want to see more. Tight clothes are a great way to tease him. He can see a lot of what he likes, but he can't see it all right away.
Let his imagination have a turn, ladies. You'll be glad you did.
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