Disco Pants - Now THAT'S Hot!

There is nothing more attractive than a woman in tight and shiny pants.  Spandex Disco Jeans are the hottest clothing item to ever come into existence and they are often the best way for a woman to show off her sexy curves.  Men should never even attempt to wear these kinds of pants.  Spandex Disco Jeans are made for women and women are made for Spandex Disco Jeans.  The fact is these pants were meant for women only because of the way the female body is shaped and curved.  Here are several photos to highlight the point.

Just look how the shiny fabric hugs against her body, wrapping her legs in silky shininess. The zipper front descends from the waistline and heads straight toward her camel toe.

In this particular image, the pants are made even more alluring by the presence of the rhinestone studs placed in patterns down the outside of the leg and on the matching jacket.  How could a man not want to kneel before this erotic presentation, place his hands firmly on her hips and press his face right into this inviting loveliness?

Remember Sandy, from Grease?  No, this isn't a close-up of Olivia Newton-John, but it is another highly desirable female body clad in tight and shiny black spandex disco pants.  This image again begs the question, what man wouldn't want to bury his face into this and just nuzzle away?

 This photo more clearly demonstrates the lovely curve of spandex disco pants from the waistline down between the legs.  It further explains why men should never wear these kinds of pants.  The placement of her hands on her left hip and right thigh imply that she wants you to look at her body -- she wants you to want her.  She wants you to desire her body so much that you would do anything to touch her in the same place she's touching herself.  Then she wants you to let your hands gently caress her all over her pants and bury your face between her legs.

 A full-frontal view of another hot body decked out in hot and tight spandex disco pants.

 Lo-Rise spandex pants.  This is really unacceptable.  Spandex disco pants are meant to encase a woman's body in sexually arousing shininess from her ankles to her naval.  When the pants are cut short at the top, there is the potential for a "muffin top" bulging out over the waistband.  Take advice, women, when you wear these pants make sure they cover your body properly.

 Okay, now, wait a minute here.  Panty lines?  Really?  We're sure that this woman is wearing a thong and from the back this might look good.  Another piece of fashion advice for this look would be to either go commando or wear Spanx - which are equally as desirable.

Ah, yes.  More smooth shiny spandex enveloping a luscious female body.