Tight and Shiny Make a Statement

Ladies, do you want your man to lust after you instead of some other hot woman?  Try this on for size:

ASK HIM!!!

First of all, it is within every man's right to have a woman he finds physically pleasing to his eye.  Why? Because men are visual.  They think in terms of visual -- even abstract concepts are visual to men.  This is the way men were designed lo those many years ago when we started walking around looking for something.  Men were born with the need to procreate and while that is sounding so typical of a man, it is, regardless of how you feel about it, the truth.

Now, yes, there are men out there who claim they are deeper than that, and there really are, but even those men would love to see their woman dress in a way that makes her more appealing to his eye.  Look at this photograph for a moment:

This woman is very attractive.  She is wearing something that her male partner would most likely find -- ahem -- arousing.  This is what he wants to see.  Now I must warn you ladies, not all of you can pull off this look.  I suggest that you consider that painful truth carefully.  If you think for one minute that you wouldn't look good in something like this, then don't go there!

And be honest with your boyfriend/husband.  Don't let him think that you'll wear something like this then don't do it.  He wants to make love to you but it is wholly unreasonable to expect him to be able to do it if you're going straight from dressed like this to sprawled out on the bed completely nude.

Men like to watch women undress -- why do you think they spend so much time (and money) in strip clubs.  I know this for a fact because I used to work in one!  I was a bouncer/doorman for a strip club where women took off clothes except for panties and men paid them handsomely for the privilege of watching as they did it.  It was almost comical to watch these men torture themselves by paying a hot young college co-ed to take off her clothes in front of him then he had to stagger out alone and find some way to relieve his pent-up frustration.  More than once I had to kick a car out of a parking lot with a guy "taking care of business".

Ladies, put on a show for your man.  Why in the hell wouldn't you? 

"It makes me feel cheap/trashy/slutty."

Okay, but you're not wearing that out in public, are you?  It's perfectly all right to be kind of naughty in the boudoir even if you are an uptight bitch in the workplace.  There's no reason why you can't do both.  Be an uptight bitch at work if that is what helps you do your job, but when you get home, leave the Ice Queen at the office.

"I don't like being objectified by men."

Then why are you with one?  Look, men put their women on pedestals because they are the object of his affection!  You're being objectified every time you let him have his way with you.  You are already the object of his lust and affection.  You're not a dancer at one of those sleazy "Gentleman's Clubs" where I once worked.  You're a partner to one man.  Let him objectify you.  Embrace his objectification because the day will come when he'll go out and find someone else.  Make yourself the focus of his attention and he won't go out prowling.  The divorce rate in America is nearly 50% because religion wrongly teaches women that sex is sinful and wrong!  In the proper context sex is supposed to be the best thing two people can do with each other yet it has such a stigma attached to it that people are scared to death of it!

"I want lots of partners before I settle down."

Afraid your man doesn't want a virgin?  There is a joke that goes like this: "In Islam, a martyr receives 72 virgins in paradise if he dies for the jihad.  Really?  Why virgins?  Why not 72 sluts who know what they are doing!"

The reality is that virginity is actually a desirable trait because for one thing it means NO STDs!!!  It also means no extra baggage!  This goes for men too, guys, if you're a virgin then you're not polluting the water!

"But marriage doesn't last!"

Yeah, because everyone expects every sexual encounter to be as wonderful as the first.  Truth is, it ain't!!  Work with me for a minute.  Do you remember the first person you ever had sex with?  Do you remember how passionate it was?  Now think about everyone one afterward.  Something is missing in there isn't there?  It's that "first time" excitement.  That excitement remains with the first person you have sex with but it isn't quite there afterward.  Mating for life is supposed to be a human trait.  Many men who have multiple sexual partners are looking for that first time feeling again and they're never going to find it.  That's too bad because they end up hurting a lot of unsuspecting women in the process.

Now understand, I'm not saying great sex will save a marriage, but it certainly helps keep it going.  But you have to decide how to have great sex.  But don't be bashful about it, damn it!  Get out there and embrace sex.  Women, you have been given a great gift.  Use that gift to please your mate.  Spice it up a little.  Do whatever it takes to get horny then get off!