Camel Toe

The most annoying thing about finding photographs of women in tight and shiny pants and shorts on the Internet is they tend to focus on the subject's butt.  Tight and shiny clothes were made to make the front equally appealing -- in fact, tight and shiny pants are meant to capture a man's attention.  The whole purpose is to make the man weak, make him drop to his knees before the most beautiful of sex goddess, gently take her hips in his hands and press his face firmly and passionately against her warm sex and rub his face against it as part a prelude to actually pleasuring his partner.